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Man Writes Down Hilarious Things Girlfriend Says While Talking in Her Sleep
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Posted on 05/22/2015 5:54:00 PM PDT by 9thLife
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posted on
05/22/2015 5:54:01 PM PDT
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9thLife
To: 9thLife
Redrum...Redrum...Redrum...
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posted on
05/22/2015 5:56:30 PM PDT
by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
To: 9thLife
ABC has plenty of time to fill since they refuse to cover any bad news for Democrats
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posted on
05/22/2015 5:56:38 PM PDT
by
GeronL
To: 9thLife
Does she know she’s an author?
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posted on
05/22/2015 5:56:42 PM PDT
by
The Ghost of FReepers Past
(Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
To: 2banana
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posted on
05/22/2015 5:57:02 PM PDT
by
The Ghost of FReepers Past
(Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
To: 9thLife
My older Sister once heard me singing “16 Tons” while asleep. I would have been around 8.
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posted on
05/22/2015 5:57:28 PM PDT
by
yarddog
(Romans 8:38-39, For I am persuaded.)
To: GeronL
To: 9thLife
The Parmesan doesn't go like that. Trust me. It goes like that.
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posted on
05/22/2015 5:58:05 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
("It's not easy being drunk all the time; everyone would do it, if it were easy.")
To: 9thLife
My wife is deaf and signs in her sleep. Unfortunately it’s dark and I can’t make out most of what she’s saying. :-)
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posted on
05/22/2015 5:58:56 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
To: yarddog
One friend once told me she woke up laughing at her alarm clock.
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posted on
05/22/2015 5:59:14 PM PDT
by
9thLife
("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Francis)
To: 9thLife
Reads like a play by Eugene Ionesco.
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posted on
05/22/2015 5:59:23 PM PDT
by
Flycatcher
(God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
To: Flycatcher
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posted on
05/22/2015 6:00:43 PM PDT
by
9thLife
("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Francis)
To: 9thLife
"You're not worthy of my trust."
Gee whiz, I wonder why she might say THAT ?
To: fieldmarshaldj
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posted on
05/22/2015 6:01:39 PM PDT
by
9thLife
("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Francis)
To: 9thLife
My first wife took to snoring after we’d been married a few years. I would sometimes shake the bed to stop her snoring and she would look at me and frown and I would tell her she was snoring, and she would say ‘I couldn’t have been snoring, I haven’t been to sleep yet.’ In later years she had bed sleep apnea and when I would shake the bed she would snort loudly and complain that I keep waking her up. She never remarried after she divorced me ... strange that.
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posted on
05/22/2015 6:02:02 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Is it really all relative, Mister Einstein?)
To: 9thLife
My ex said I once told her “6 books is 6 books. You can’t do 4 books then 6 books”.
I know what I was thinking. I was working in a bindery and when we packed books into boxes we alternated them into “lifts” of a certain number of books with the spine facing one way then the next lift with the spines facing the other way.
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posted on
05/22/2015 6:02:11 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: COBOL2Java
I used to run around with a deaf couple and the husband told me that his wife signed in her sleep.
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posted on
05/22/2015 6:03:42 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: ClearCase_guy
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posted on
05/22/2015 6:06:03 PM PDT
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: 9thLife
Wow ! Brain overload. Probably needs to take a LOOOOONG vacation.
OR, she’s taking a medication to sleep .. and it’s messing with her mind. If this is the case; she needs serious help.
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posted on
05/22/2015 6:07:00 PM PDT
by
CyberAnt
("The hour has arrived to gather the Harvest")
To: COBOL2Java
That is hilarious! Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. ROFLMAO!
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posted on
05/22/2015 6:07:22 PM PDT
by
doc1019
(Blue lives matter)
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