[Do the math]

My wife is old fashioned lady, and she didn't want to have the sex talk with our daughter. So mom sent her to me. Se was about 10 or 11 at the time, and she had heard about it at school. I was prepared, I had found a horrible video of a woman in labor. The woman was in labor for over 36 hours and had all kinds of complications. She couldn't get any pain meds, she threw up a few times in between all the cussing and screaming like a stuck pig. They even had to do an episiotomy. The woman in the video looked like she was being tortured the whole time. So when my daughter asked me about sex the first thing we talked about was that if she had sex she could get pregnant, and I showed her the video of that woman in labor. My daughter was pail after watching the video and wanted to know if labor was always that bad, of course I said that sometimes it much worst. I then answered all of her other questions about sex. She for some strange reason didn't want to have sex after our little talk, and didn't have get pregnant until she got married.

[Vigilanteman]

Cruel, but effective. Scary physical consequences work well for some kids.

My Dad emphasized the scary financial responsibility. Every good parent knows just which buttons to push.