[Popman]

The Lawnmower Man were also monitored to protect the country from rioting and cyber attacks.

Lawnmower Man...!

LOL...seriously !

[captmar-vell]

meanwhile the demonic Islamic hordes were streaming past them in the London tubes on their way to plan future acts of terror while they strained to see which train the guy with the Spock t-shirt got on,

And ‘oh look, there goes that nice jimmy seville on his way to volunteer at the orphanage’