“I know if she could have gotten her hands on me she would have choked me to death.”
LOL. The scene at our hospital, with me the supportive husband making all the Lamaze classes.
“It’s okay honey - breathe.”
“AGGGGGHHH”
“Short little blows honey.”
Grabbing me “SHUT UP! YOU did this to me!!!”
I spent the duration sitting in a chair out of view!
LOL. Good move.