“Dendrophilia” - Wow, I’ve never encountered that word (or condition) before, though it does explain some of those idiot “tree-sitters” that make the news. That girl must really be pining for it.
Of course.
Sexual attraction to trees: Dendrophilia.
I went to school at SFSU.
There was actually a classs that discussed this this, and other stuff.
Sadly, most class time was spent viewing pornos involving barnyard animals.
And no, I am not making that up.