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Michigan Woman: I've Got the World's Longest Tongue
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| May 14, 2015
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Posted on 05/14/2015 8:38:17 AM PDT by upbeat5
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To: VRWCarea51
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posted on
05/14/2015 8:56:33 AM PDT
by
Paul46360
(..)
To: upbeat5
So, two guys are talking in a bar. “See him over there”, says one, pointing out an ordinary looking fellow, “he gets more great looking women than you, me and all our buddies put together”.
“What’s so special about him?”, asked the friend. “He’s not great looking, doesn’t wear expensive clothes or drive a fabulous car.”
“I know, I can’t figure it out either. He just sits there at the bar licking his eyebrows!”
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posted on
05/14/2015 8:57:05 AM PDT
by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & Ifwater the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: upbeat5
Call George Noory! She’s a reptilian!
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:00:14 AM PDT
by
VanShuyten
("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
To: upbeat5
There must be some way she can put that to good use...
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:06:51 AM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
To: upbeat5
This really needs to be in Breaking News!!!
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:10:25 AM PDT
by
stevecmd
To: upbeat5
Is she the co-ed from the ESPN commercial with the Ohio State-Michigan mixed school couple kissing?
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:13:45 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Darth Obama on 529 plans: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.)
To: JimRed
I know, I cant figure it out either. He just sits there at the bar licking his eyebrows!
I had a roommate when I was in the Army during school at Ft Sam Houston during the 70’s. He had a unique ability to pop a maraschino cherry in his mouth remove the stem and tie it in a knot with his tongue. A rather effective conversation starter. His social life read like a Penthouse letter along with the attendant problems. I had never seen anything like it.
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:15:19 AM PDT
by
Polynikes
(What would Walt Kowalski do. In the meantime "GET OFF MY LAWN")
To: Gamecock
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:15:51 AM PDT
by
uncitizen
(Pamela Geller - Peaceful Protestor)
To: Blood of Tyrants
That’s just disgusting....
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:16:11 AM PDT
by
kjam22
(my music video "If My People" at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74b20RjILy4)
To: Polynikes
Yep, I knew a sorority girl who could do the cherry-stem trick. Memorable lass.
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:21:27 AM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: upbeat5
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:23:33 AM PDT
by
BuffaloJack
(When did the 2nd amendment suddenly require a license or permit to exercise as a right?)
To: upbeat5
To: JimRed
Licking his eyebrows...beat me to it!
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:24:05 AM PDT
by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
To: upbeat5
My tongue is far from contention but I have two basic problems with it.
1. I bite it too often.
2. Sometimes I’m better off biting it.
To: Polynikes
what, you don’t know that trick? you secretly take a stem, tie it in a knot, hide it in your mouth, and then make great theatrics out of putting a normal stem in your mouth, ‘doing your thing’, and producing the tied one.
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:31:01 AM PDT
by
getitright
(If you call this HOPE, can we give despair a shot?)
To: upbeat5
That beats the current Guiness Book record holder by .2 inches. Gene Simmons’ tongue is purported to be ~6” but I doubt that.
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:31:08 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("It is never untimely to yank the rope of freedom's bell." - - Frank Capra)
To: getitright
I had thought of that also but when I watched him do 6-7 in a row I doubted he started out with his mouth full of pre tied stems. I also took a cherry and nicked the stem near the end using a pen knife to mark it. Same effect the stem was tied in a knot.
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:47:55 AM PDT
by
Polynikes
(What would Walt Kowalski do. In the meantime "GET OFF MY LAWN")
To: getitright
My wife can do it, no trickery involved.
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posted on
05/14/2015 9:54:05 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Why do bad things happen to good people? That only happened once, and He volunteered. R.C. Sproul)
To: upbeat5
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posted on
05/14/2015 10:36:50 AM PDT
by
arthurus
(.it's true!)
To: Joe 6-pack; Lazamataz
Of interest to you, no doubtNo doubt.
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posted on
05/14/2015 11:00:46 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!!)
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