Every time such an article sees print, I get the feeling the reporter has a couple dudes in black suits visit him with a neurolyzer and a story about swamp gas reflecting off Venus.
You know Norm I think you’re right, UFO’s are real and the government is.... wait.. there’s someone at the door... excuse me. You are confused sir... swamp gas. You saw nothing... Yes. Ha Ha. Nothing more. Must go now.... :-)