[Augie]

Too bad chain saws at midnight would wake up the neighborhood!

You might try contacting the FL DNR.

Or, if you're like me and prefer to avoid any unnecessary contact with the gestapo, you could girdle the stinky trees with a draw knife, then squirt some Tordon on the cut.

[left that other site]

I’d rather not get the environazis involved! LOL!

It’s bad enough dealing with the hippies on the city level.

I like your idea.