Pretty please? If you don’t comply, well, we’ll have to let you go.
I'm sure if most of the perps could read and write, de Blasio would have them fill out surveys so they could rate their arrest experience.
Question #1: Did the arresting officer make you feel comfortable by:
A. Offering you a snack or something to drink?
B. Whispering sweet nothings in your ear?
C. Singing you a lullaby because you couldn't sleep?
D. None of the above.