the “Cutting Waste and Fraud Will Solve The Problem Two-Step”
the “Let’s Eliminate the Mohair Subsidy and NASA So We Can Save My Monthly Check Cha-Cha-Cha”
the “Get Rid of Every Government Program Except The One That Benefits ME Tango”
the “Tax The Living Snot Out Of My Grandkids, But Keep My Check Coming Waltz”
and that evergreen favorite, the “Kick The Can Down The Alley Until After I’m Dead Fox Trot"!