the Cutting Waste and Fraud Will Solve The Problem Two-Step
the Lets Eliminate the Mohair Subsidy and NASA So We Can Save My Monthly Check Cha-Cha-Cha
the Get Rid of Every Government Program Except The One That Benefits ME Tango
the Tax The Living Snot Out Of My Grandkids, But Keep My Check Coming Waltz
and that evergreen favorite, the Kick The Can Down The Alley Until After Im Dead Fox Trot"!