1) Fire all teachers whose only classes are "___ Studies."
2) Require the remaining staff to teach at least 20 hours per week.
3) Eliminate all "____ Centers" and withdraw all financial support for non-academic clubs and organizations.
4) Eliminate 25% of administrative staff.
5) Eliminate useless majors such as "____ Studies," since there will be no teachers for them anyway.
6) Let Masters' candidates teach all courses at the "100" or survey level.
7) Apply in-state tuition rate only to residents of the state. Apply out-of-state tuition rate to residents of other states. Apply even higher rate to residents of foreign countries. Refuse to admit foreign students who cannot prove they are in the country legally.
8) Stop giving scholarships for ridiculous sports and activities no one cares about.
9) Stop subsidizing art, plays, and exhibitions that demean, degrade, or otherwise insult the United States or its cherished institutions.
10) Do not give degrees to athletes whose only demonstrable academic achievement is a learned ability to cheat on tests.
# 11. No support from Taxpayers!