Something along the lines of: The extreme weight due to the overpopulation of the North American Continent has placed such extreme pressure on the tectonic plates that it has forced magma to rise and pool under Yellowstone and will cause an eruption of such magnitude as to cause the extinction of all life from the midwest to the PAcific coast and Alaska to Mexico. We must shift the populations of all the western states equally around the globe to immediately alleviate the risk and then implement a rapid depopulation program to save the Earth from man. Long live Gaia!
Well, according to this idiot, erf has a “planetary carrying capacity.”