Just wait. When initial sales sag, they will introduce the model with a 72 inch dial and a battery life of two months. The weight of 400 pounds might be a challenge for fanboys, but rap moguls will disregard this minor annoyance, since their offerings will be free. Rumor has it that future iWatches will have a whopping 300 inch dial and will weight only 0.002 grams. Wait for this one, those rumors of a 600 foot dial and weight of only 0.000002 nanograms are probably untrue.
At the rate Cook is going, they may be rolling out the iButtPlug next.