“All these years I’ve stayed with you, Boss Lady, a beautiful but broke Dobe, and you can’t bother to throw me a halfway decent birthday party? You don’t know what I suffer.”
The wort part is, when one dog has a birthday, I have to get *all* the dogs a gift, too or they feel slighted.
They can’t understand why one dog is getting a cool toy but they are not.
With 4 dogs, it’s hectic.
When I had 7 or 8, it was non-stop madness.
:D