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What would I do, transported back to 1015? Easy. I'd do what a great American hero did in that situation. I'd raise my shotgun and say:

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Problem solved.

160 posted on 04/12/2015 8:15:19 PM PDT by Billthedrill

To: Billthedrill

161 posted on 04/12/2015 8:17:56 PM PDT by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")

To: Billthedrill; Names Ash Housewares

180 posted on 04/12/2015 9:51:12 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

To: Billthedrill

I'd raise my shotgun and say:

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

:^)

182 posted on 04/12/2015 10:21:36 PM PDT by Disambiguator

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