[IronJack]

I say “Woman, doan choo go givin’ huh no thee fiddy!”

[Vaquero]

Chef’s Mother: I gave him a dollar.
Chef’s Father: She gave him a dollar.
Chef’s Mother: I thought he’d go away if I gave him a dollar.
Chef’s Father: Well, of course he’s not gonna go away, Mary! You give him a dollar, he’s gonna assume you got more!