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To: RnMomof7

We had a SBC pastor preach to us years ago on the wedding. He said, “An then Jesus turned the water into pure unfermented grape juice!”

We tried not to laugh in church.


4 posted on 04/02/2015 2:28:25 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Another denominational hobby horse. Time and experience and better theology has shaved most of these wild hairs off, but this one remains.


21 posted on 04/02/2015 2:58:48 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

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Southern Blasphemy Convention? :o)

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63 posted on 04/02/2015 4:04:13 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Do you know why Baptists don’t have sex, standing up? (It looks too much like dancing....)


121 posted on 04/02/2015 7:23:27 PM PDT by Swanks
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