Well, that much is true. I can't say sarin gas or anything like that has hit my town, and for that I'm thankful.
Is that what the Russians are using to make us pick up a wineglass? Chemicals? How does that work, exactly? What are they using and what are their methods?
"But is it that hard for you to believe that the KGB has wanted to destroy the United States?"
Of course not. I'd say that's a given. But it's a reeeeaaaaal stretch to leap from there to "the KGB just made me drink a glass of wine."
The following is the question I asked earlier—it will help.
Do you know how to calculate how many young people in our country have had their lives irreparably damaged by a single episode of too much alcohol? What is the aggregate effect on our society of the countless bad decisions made on late night college campuses?