Obama Easter Feast
Place 5 pounds of Asian crap in large non-metallic bowl.
By hand, knead-in bag of bread crumbs, cup of ketchup, 1/2 cup of diced onions. 6 oz. Worchester sauce and tablespoon of Chinese 5 spice.
Roll out onto seasoned pine board.
Bake at 300 degrees for 55 minutes.
Allow to cool.
Scrape Asian crap off pine board and saw board into individual servings.
Bon appetit!
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