[Steely Tom]

Adam Smith is living on food stamps in an RV

If his RV is parked down by the river, the picture will be complete.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

A minister gave a fire and brimstone sermon about the moonshiners selling whiskey at the river. When he concluded the organist announced, “For our final hymn we will sing ‘Let’s Meet by the River’.”