[Alas Babylon!]

...our military would retire him.

What's the term? Oh yeah.

With EXTREME prejudice.

Not to be racist or anything...

[ought-six]

Well, I think they’d just sequester him away for his own good, without any pen or phone.

I read your profile page. I was USAFSS way back when (1970-1974). That round antenna looked like one of the FLR-9 elephant cages we used.