Slush Puppies and Slurpees are calling the White House at 3:00 a.m. Who will pick up the phone?
My wife’s cousin had two kids when she was younger (20s) and then one when she was 42. That third kid was something else. I remember he would climb out of his crib in the middle of the night and do all kinds of absolutely crazy stuff. Eventually they had to literally lock him in his room at night.
It didn’t turn out well either, lifelong addiction problems.
Hopefully the child in this story turns out better.