That's because your dog's not a gay Muslim, nor a pantywaist:
My dog would be a much better choice than Obama.
That's because your dog's not a gay Muslim, nor a pantywaist:
My parrot could be a better president :
1. Works for peanuts
2. Speaks at length without a teleprompter
3. Bite strength greater than a pit bull
4. Doesn’t golf
5. Too honest to perjure himself when questioned
6. Bathes regularly, is odorless, and does not attract flies
7. Is not from Chicago
8. Does not pal around with terrorists
9. Can scream loud enough to drown out the caterwauling, um, loveliest sound on earth- emitted from the top of a minaret
10. Bites dogs but has never eaten one
11. Is Latin American by ethnicity but does not support La Raza
12. Is not self-conscious about his ears
13. Has never started a race riot
14. Doesn’t spend money
15. Eats nuts but doesn’t act nuts
16. Not a narcissist
17. Not a sociopath
18. Doesn’t have a private email account
19. Is curious but not interested in your FBI files
20. Will remain on his perch through an entire CIA briefing
21. Can fly to his destination on his own without the use of Air Force One
22. Hums when he’s being sneaky, which gives him away every time
23. Shreds documents, doesn’t leak them
24. Is 100% loyal
25. Never bows
26. Has a temper but holds no grudges
27. Not trusting of strangers