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To: woodbutcher1963

That’s a good question.

A guy in California unearthed an oil lamp and the genie gave him just one wish.

He said he always wanted to go to Hawaii but was afraid to fly, and asked if the genie could build a highway all the way to Hawaii. The genie laughed and said do you realize how much concrete that would take? Pick something simpler.

So the guy said, “Well, I’ve been divorced three times and each of my ex wives said I didn’t understand them. I would like to understand women.”

The genie said, “Would you like two lanes or four lanes on that highway?”


16 posted on 03/27/2015 10:19:44 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: DannyTN

LOL, excuse me while I wipe the iced tea off of my monitor.


18 posted on 03/27/2015 10:27:08 AM PDT by rdl6989
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