[Rodamala]

“Pluto belongs to everyone,” said Mark Showalter from the SETI Institute.

Great. It'll probably be my job to mow the lawn.

No and No.

http://www.virgin.com/travel/branson-buys-pluto-reinstates-planet

[Texas Eagle]

In a universal first Sir Richard has revealed that he has bought the former planet of Pluto for an undisclosed sum.

Wait a minute. Who brokered that deal? And how much commission did he or she get?

It better have been for a couple trillion dollars. Once you divide up the proceeds 7 billion way, we won't get very much unless the sale was in the trillions.