Open a restaurant in NY that only serves python.
Put an extremely high price on each dish.
Use only prairie fairies as waiters. The swishier and rude the better.
Hire another prairie fairy food critic to proclaim it’s just fabulous.
Pretty soon every left wing freak show will be lining up just to eat there because if you don’t you’re a homophobe.
Repeat only using all black staff and proclaim if you don’t eat there you’re a racist.
Pretty soon no more snake problem.
Wicked!
You didn’t include women..
You sexist.