[Attention Surplus Disorder]

A pretty clever idea, IMO.

[jcon40]

Doesn’t seem far off the Mark

[TChad]

Sounds perfect. Wish I could stop by.

[cicero2k]

Oracle has advertising all over Frankfurt’s airport. These companies love to tweak each other.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Its SAP. They won't keep track of the coffee or pastries or actual things in the shop. Instead they'll just make sure that everything is documented and the documents are tracked.

Also they'll come up with completely mindbogglingly stupid names for thing. Instead of coffee, they'll call it yellow. They'll refer to the pastries as pantsuits.

You will enter confused. As time goes on you will become more and more angry, more and more frustrated. You would like to leave, but your boss was told that SAP sold the best coffee, er yellow, in town and you're just going to have to wait until they get your order, er lineprinter, right.

[posterchild]

What software topics will the baristas be encouraged to discuss?

[Buckeye McFrog]

They will order for you, present you with your food, and tell you “This is what you will eat, we are the experts”.