my daddy, being an old farm boy (born 1901) said “if your drunk , stay away from the pig sty.” If you fall in they will have you eaten before noon the next day. They will eat anything....including you...
Have you read the book “Unintended Consequences”?
That how the protagonist got rid of some FBI corpses.
A must read book during the Clinton Admin...even moreso during the Obama years.
That happened to an old neighbor when I was a teen. He had no car so my mother would pick him once a week to take him grocery shopping. One day she pulled into the drive to honk the horn,as usual, and wait for him to shuffle out the door. This day, there was no appearance by him. She came home, got the spare key and dad and I went along. Back door was open, but no Sam. As I went out the back door, I pointed out the slop bucket was missing. We went to the barn expecting to find him dead on floor of the barn. We found him, laying in the hog pen. Not a pretty sight.