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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

Wife freaked? A day or two later, start offering helpful opinions on her shampoo, makeup, etc. She’s gonna tell you have no idea what you’re talking about.

Then.... bada bing*. . You got her.


22 posted on 03/14/2015 6:45:27 PM PDT by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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To: DesertRhino

I like the way you think!


38 posted on 03/14/2015 7:06:52 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: DesertRhino

“Then.... bada bing*. . You got her.”

Yup. That approach almost always works. :)


53 posted on 03/14/2015 7:47:19 PM PDT by ModelBreaker (')
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To: DesertRhino; Rides_A_Red_Horse

“Wife Freaks”

Just wait until she smells it in the oven at 125 degrees warming the goo off. And the parts soaking in kerosene in her favorite pan. (NOT in the oven though!)


60 posted on 03/14/2015 9:08:11 PM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts It is happening again.)
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To: DesertRhino
Wife freaked? A day or two later, start offering helpful opinions on her shampoo, makeup, etc. She’s gonna tell you have no idea what you’re talking about.

HEY! Stop it with that logic thing. It does not work for wives anyways.

69 posted on 03/15/2015 8:37:39 AM PDT by Last Dakotan
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