For a real treat google Brazilian Wandering Spider Bites
Posted on 03/13/2015 1:11:08 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A British couple made a shocking discovery a few days ago after buying bananas from their local grocery store.
The bananas were infested with spiders. And not just any spiders.
When a Brazilian Wandering Spider bites a man, its venom can cause a painful four-hour ****, and can even lead to death.
The woman who bought the bananas recognized the spider cocoon and put the bananas into her freezer to kill all the spiders.
painful four hour erection. That reminds me of a girlfriend I used to have...
What is ****?
A man would look pretty funny when the paramedics wheel him out of his house on a gurney because he is DEAD but still sporting a tent, and then they can’t get the coffin lid closed when they bury the poor guy!
I believe it's 4 asterisks in a row
I can see why the woman was upset.
Now you know where Viagra comes from.
Those looking for cheap drugs can harvest these critters for personal use.
Must be discreet, otherwise will deter wife. Can you imagine “Hey, honey, watch this!”....
I normally don’t tip for counter service, but if I ever decide to buy Viagra I might salute.
Instead of calling a doctor, some people with a four hour erection will call a prostitute.
****I believe it’s 4 asterisks in a row****
Yea, asterisk you take when buying bananas.
Venom looks to be about 20 times as potent as Black Widow venom.
It happens. Emergency responders call it angel lust.
“Help stop the hitchhiking bug. Report harmful imports.”
[Serious ad for the future, after the current situation is cleaned up.]
As the SNL version goes... if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours seek medical help before bragging to all of your friends.
A beautiful bunch o’ ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan’ go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan’ go home
For a real treat google Brazilian Wandering Spider Bites
Did she have to pay extra for the spiders?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4
A beautiful bunch o’ ripe banana
(Daylight come and me wan’ go home)
Hide the deadly black tarantula
(Daylight come and me wan’ go home)
A local had that problem. He took pictures of it at the hospital and showed them to everybody in the coffee shop the next day.
I thought it turned you into a bonehead.
If a man takes Viagra at the same time he takes an iron pill, he spins around and points north.
Happened in Tulsa last month at Whole Foods. Bet that put a damper on their produce sales.
I’ll take my produce with insecticides, thanks. What I can’t wash off won’t bother me that much and it certainly won’t kill me in an hour.
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