[Jack Hammer]

WHO is getting a five percent investment return, and HOW ON EARTH are they doing it?????

[fini]

"WHO is getting a five percent investment return, and HOW ON EARTH are they doing it?????"

At&T is paying 5.67% dividend on their regular stock.

[CodeToad]

“WHO is getting a five percent investment return, and HOW ON EARTH are they doing it?????”

Piece o’ cake, really. If you aren’t making that then talk to a professional. If you have one then change to a better one. You should be getting at least 10%+ on annuity funds right now and 30+% on growth funds.