“The animals would just build it up again”
A guy as old or maybe even older than ourselves is getting a checkup.
His doctor asks him, “So, how are you feelin’?”
The old timer replies, “Fit as a fiddle! I’m 89, I have a 17 year old bride and she’s carrying my child!”
Doc pauses and says, “OK. This hunter picks an umbrella out of a stand by the door, goes out into the woods and shoots a beaver that’s flooding the neighborhood with the umbrella, and the beaver drops dead.
“What do you think of that?”
“Well, I think somebody else shot that beaver! That’s what I think.” cried the old man.
“And that’s my point exactly.” says the doctor.