Dogs are actually at the top of the food chain. Over the years, they have domesticated people who provide them the best of their homes, bring them food, and take care of their needs.
My dogs sleep on a $2000 mattress, but we are permitted to sleep on a small slice of it.
Yes, I know that this is crazy.
My dogs are “working dogs” from the herding group. They are definitely enjoying the benefits of the hard work of their ancestors.
I pity you. You have a disgraceful, degraded, and degrading family situation similar to mine. The Great Dane owns “my” couch while I have to struggle with the Pitador every night for bed space. Worst of all, I take pictures of this and shamelessly show them to my friends, a practice of which I suspect you are also guilty. Worst of all, when I threaten to sick my dogs on people, they just laugh at me.
what a truthful, hilarious post.