To: Vendome
This is why Oklahoma is the best state.
29 posted on
02/25/2015 8:14:29 PM PST by
demshateGod
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
To: demshateGod
Okay, so riddle me this:
Q
What keeps Texas from falling into the Gulf of Mexico?
A
Oklahoma sucks
(((shudder and ducking)))
34 posted on
02/25/2015 8:20:17 PM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: demshateGod
Okies catch big flathead with their bear hands.
Let it marinate in a watering trough for a few days and it tastes fine. But then you gotta catch it again.
41 posted on
02/25/2015 8:45:44 PM PST by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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