It's easy to scorn people who live elsewhere or can't afford off-street parking, then, isn't it? If you haven't lived in the situation, why bother to comment so disdainfully? Do you want all the northeasterners to move to Texas? I'm sure you wouldn't like that, either.
“Do you want all the northeasterners to move to Texas? I’m sure you wouldn’t like that, either.”
Unfortunately, that IS what is happening, but not just to Texas. The cancer, more often known by its medical name, libtardism, has been malignantly spreading across the nation destroying everything it touches. Most northeasterners are infected with libtardism, as the abundant strains found in areas like Boston and NYC have become especially virulent. Through God’s Love and Grace, some individuals come to recognize that they themselves have become infected, and if they are fortunate enough to have a portion of their brain and spirit remaining, not yet ravaged by the disease, choose to flee those hot zones of death and destruction by any means possible. The problem lies in the fact that there is no quarentine in effect to prevent these poor souls from entering relatively uninfected regions of the nation often refered to as flyover country, rural hicksville, the Rocky Mountain West, the corn belt, and Texas. At first they can unobtrusively establish themselves in these safe havens and all those they come in contact with warmly welcome them. Unfortunately, that phase is quickly passes and the disease progresses. The symptoms usually appear when the infected see their first nativity display, NRA bumper sticker, or a notice tacked up in the post office advertising a rattlesnake roundup or a coyote shoot. From there the disease starts to really take off. The next symptoms usually are multiple calls to the sheriff’s office requesting a deputy because the neighbor’s kids are playing with their .22’s in the nearby woods, or because the same kids are playing on their dirtbikes driving down the dirt ‘road’ past the infected’s house, or because the same kids dad was busy at 7am on a Saturday on his dozer finishing up the work he’d been doing clearing trees and brush to make room for a bigger workshop.
Soon the poor soul infected with libtardism realizes he isn’t the only one in the area with the disease, and a call goes out to all others infected to get together and organize. They meet in secret at first, but soon start attending county commissioner’s meetings, and eventually start running for office so that they may better ‘serve’ all their fellow infectee’s. One knows an area has reached a critical mass beyond hope when the local school board has been taken over by those infected with libtardism. The original community may not know it yet, or they may be in denial, but at that point they have become as badly diseased as Boston or NYC.
I suppose that the only solution is, at all costs, call dibs on these rural and uninfected areas, at the first hint of an infected northeasterner.