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"Do you even live in or have you ever visited the U.S.?"

I'm not Jewish and have no envy. I'm not a missionizer either. Don't harass me, Bro. I'm an American who served his nation, as many of my hundreds of years of forefathers did. I don't adorn trees. I clean up after petting a dog. Might even observe Sukkot. It's my First Amendment right to do such things.

Are you recently descended from Europe?