I’m sure that someone else amongst FR Nation got this
particular funny e-mail from a friend. It is a photo of
the back of a car that was parked in a shopping center lot
straddling a white line and taking up two spaces. A
perturbed person used a piece of chalk to draw lines in
the pavement on each side of the offending vehicle. Behind
the car “A$$HOLE PARKING” was inscribed on the pavement.
Gotta love those school teachers! I now keep a piece of
chalk in my vehicle for such occasions.
Speaking of parking lot pranks involving chalk, there was one perpetrated at a place I used to work (a Silicon Valley based software company that will remain un-named). One of the tech support supervisors had a Toyota pickup, and someone attached a chain to his trailer hitch, draped it out into the lot, and then drew a chalk outline of a dead body with one hand near the end of the chain. Everyone thought it was hilarious except for upper management, who went all PC on everyone about it (racist, etc.).
This was 20 years ago, too.