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To: C19fan

Hmmm, faux outrage
I never see any simiar “outrage” when people claim they’re going to get 72 virgins in heaven as a reward for killing raping or enslaving nonmuslim women and children on earth


39 posted on 02/13/2015 7:20:17 AM PST by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: silverleaf

Not 72 virgins, 72 Virginians

From:
http://www.tysknews.com/LiteStuff/laden_died.htm

When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!”

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.”

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”

Thomas Jefferson was next, he beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.”

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, “This is not what an angel promised me.”

The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?”

Robin Williams talking about it
Warning: language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhmwcmOPemk


51 posted on 02/13/2015 8:22:02 AM PST by Only1choice____Freedom (As long as America's tolerence of failure is not overwhelmed by a desire to succeed, we will fail.)
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