What are you complaining about! I pay for this sort of treatment from escorts!
I'm shocked ... and disappointed.
I would have thought they'd do it for free ... just for the honour of having been "hit" by the World Famous Laz A Mataz!
Laz I have no doubt you could have gently tamed that wild beast with your humourous stories, songs from your harp and sung with your best dulcet tone of voice, and just by your soothing presence. I was stuck with having to use several strong men, restraints and a very generous dose of GEODON to calm that savage man.(we replaced the foley cath to tamponade the urethral bleeding... the damage looked worse than it really was....the bladder was fine...his wee wee was going to be sore for a few days!)