[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Perfect woman: One that gets me a beer from the fridge when I snap my fingers and shuts up after sex. Oh yeah, and she doesn't vote or drive. "Oh Obama is so handsome, I am voting for him" Can we at least stop THAT?

[SamAdams76]

If your wife doesn’t drive, you will have to drive for her. Be prepared to drive to a lot of shopping malls.

[fieldmarshaldj]

There’s a boatload of crazy and stupid in that photo.