Islam and sex:
Underage children and farm animals: yes.
Women: only for babies, not for fun.
Men you want to dominate and subjugate: yes.
Men who like it with other men: no.
It makes perfect sense, if you’re full of demons.
– Name?
– Ahmed al-Rhazib.
– Sex?
– Three to five times a week.
– No, no… I mean male or female?
– Male, female, sometimes camel.
– Holy cow!
– Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
– But isn’t that hostile?
– Horse style, doggy style, any style!
– Oh dear!
– No, no! Deer run too fast.