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To: Tax-chick; GeronL

Master, our latest batch is highly effective, but there are still .001% of the humans who are immune to their cuteness. Unfortunately, that amounts to 6 million humans who may resist when it is finally time to take control.

I recommend immediate eradication of the immune population. We will send genetically modified dogs with poisonous saliva to remove them. Unfortunately, some of our supporters like dogs also, but it is a price we must pay to achieve total control of the planet.


706 posted on 02/17/2015 1:49:08 PM PST by ArGee (If a comedy team isn't writing for the White House we're in BIG trouble.)
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To: ArGee
...is a price we must pay to achieve total control of the planet.

And then...BACON!

707 posted on 02/17/2015 1:50:28 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: ArGee

lol


727 posted on 02/17/2015 7:02:46 PM PST by GeronL
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