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To: Monkey Face

These getlemen were playing high-stakes poker in a casino when suddenly a blond comes in and heads to the coke machine. She puts in her money and gets a drink. Then she lets out a little cheer which upsets the poker players significantly.

Oddly enough, instead of taking her drink and moving on she puts in more money, gets another drink, and lets out another cheer. Then she repeats it a third and fourth time.

At this point the poker players have had enough and one of them turns and asks her, “Excuse me, miss, but what are you doing?”

Her reply - “DUH! Winning!!!”


6,395 posted on 06/08/2015 9:50:54 AM PDT by ArGee (Two roads diverged in the wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and now I am SOOOOOOOO lost.)
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To: ArGee

Yep. Sounds about right for the folks here.

It would probably be really funny, but these folks are pretty sad...I’m probably one of maybe five out of 100 that don’t go to casinos. I can’t stand the cigarette smoke, and I’ve never seen the sense in gambling.


6,403 posted on 06/08/2015 10:41:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future.)
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