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At 6’2” I’ve decided I self-identify as a midget in the wrong body. The next time someone asks me to pick something off a high shelf I hope my response gets you-tubed and goes viral.


6,317 posted on 06/05/2015 1:28:30 PM PDT by ArGee (Two roads diverged in the wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and now I am SOOOOOOOO lost.)
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We are tracking employees with handicaps so I am self-identifying as Autistic.


6,318 posted on 06/05/2015 1:31:50 PM PDT by AppyPappy
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I’m 5’9”...I have two living brothers and both are shorter than I am. My mother and a sister were 5’2”...one is 5’1” and on is 5’3”.

I was always on call to get the stuff on the top shelf, since I am younger than my brothers.

Not too much fun to stand a prom date on the top step of the porch to kiss him goodnight.


6,322 posted on 06/05/2015 2:17:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes I just have to remind myself that it's really not worth the jail time.)
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