To: Covenantor
Hobbit Lady of the Lake's castle. She passes out Ginsu knives to wayfaring strangers.
Hobbit unclear on concept of divine rule but hungry nonetheless opens Japanese Steakhouse, makes a fortune, now spends his days racing cigarette boats on Lady's Lake.
Citing noise regulations LotL transforms hobbit into duck. Ginsu knife operation shuts down, tranquility restored.
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6,150 posted on
06/02/2015 3:57:32 AM PDT by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Covenantor
What a peaceful scene. Nobody would know how nearly upscale disruption was avoided ...
To: Covenantor; Tax-chick
I think you should have been pinged to
this comment on the Word For The Day thread today.
Probably an oversight.
Tax-chick opines there frequently.
6,166 posted on
06/02/2015 2:59:57 PM PDT by
NicknamedBob
(I could win the Lottery! It only slightly skews the odds against me somewhat that I don't play.)
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