[NicknamedBob]

"I just requested the DVD from Netflix."

Harry Wormwood: A book? What do you want a book for?

Matilda: To read.

Harry Wormwood: To read? Why would you want to read when you got 
the television set sitting right in front of you?
 
There's nothing you can get from a book that you 
can't get from a television faster. 

[Tax-chick]

LOL!