To: Monkey Face; moose07; Tax-chick
An ice pick, a meat mallet, and an old-fashioned egg beater walk into a bar.
The egg beater says, “Don’t worry about us, we’re celebrating because I just got out of stir.”
552 posted on
02/15/2015 7:27:50 AM PST by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: NicknamedBob
553 posted on
02/15/2015 7:35:55 AM PST by
Tax-chick
("What does it give you, and what does it keep you from getting?")
To: NicknamedBob
Lol.
Don’t let the Mallet get drunk....they show their tenderer side.
557 posted on
02/15/2015 7:54:11 AM PST by
moose07
(The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
To: NicknamedBob
562 posted on
02/15/2015 8:10:49 AM PST by
Monkey Face
(I tried everything for getting to sleep last night, except for closing the book and putting it down.)
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