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To: Tax-chick; ArGee; All

And here I am, stuck with PBS shows for the duration..

It has been a not-too-happy day, but I am not going to elaborate at this point.

Two bright spots were a good luck cat from someone northeast of you, and a Walmart gift card from my son, inside of a birthday card. Envision this: The front of the card had several pink pigs, all with C-clamps in various places...the inside of the card reads: “If you’re happy and you know it, clamp your hams.”

Sorry, but twisted humor runs in my family.

A brother and his wife called, a day late, but I’ll accept that. My brother is reflecting on his age (14 years older than I) and his cute little wife keeps reminding him that he is, above all, my older brother! I love it!


5,184 posted on 05/16/2015 4:03:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wondered why diets didn't work. Then I realized this much awesomeness can't fit in a smaller size.)
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To: Monkey Face

14 years older than you is pretty old!

Bill is giving Kathleen her bath. I’ll have to go up and hang the towels, empty the bath, put the clothes in the wash, etc. Bill has the attention span of a gnat ... but at least he combs her hair!


5,185 posted on 05/16/2015 4:36:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("He's not my prophet, he's just some dead bloke." ~ Mark Steyn)
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