Bureaucracy does generate enough useless paperwork to generate power if burned.
Hmm.
Maybe, instead of actually making useless or egregious laws, Congress could write the laws up, debate them, then use them to generate power instead.
Whoever generates the most power gets a snowcone.
Snowcones have been banned by the EPA because of their impact on Global Climate Change (herinafter referred to as BS to save space).
I’ve often wondered why we don’t put massive wind farms on Capitol Hill. We could generate enough power to handle the entire mid-atlantic region.
The entire eastern seaboard when Congress is in session.