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To: TheOldLady; Gefn; Monkey Face

Happy Meowther’s Day!


4,858 posted on 05/10/2015 8:10:02 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I could win the Lottery! It only slightly skews the odds against me somewhat that I don't play.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I love it! meowther’s day!


4,859 posted on 05/10/2015 8:15:21 AM PDT by Gefn (Donate monthly to FR. Support the Viking Kitties!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Gefn; Monkey Face

Thank you all, but my cats are my pets, not my children.

They don’t live long enough.
They bite and scratch.
They tear up the furniture.
They hiss and threaten each other without actually fighting.
They scratch everything they can get their claws on.
They don’t let us sleep in on the weekends by stomping on the bed and demanding food.
And they do not cooperate, nor do they obey, even for their own good.

OTOH,
They’re very affectionate.
They’re cute little monkeys.
They lick my hand when I pet them.
They purr when I brush them.
And Midnight cries like a little girl when he wants attention.

But I am not their mother, and I have the DNA to prove it. ;-)


4,870 posted on 05/10/2015 11:18:58 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pray for Obama... Psalm 109:8 - Look it up.... I miss the Gipper. Wish we had one like him.)
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